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Lecherous Limericks is the first of several compilations of dirty limericks by celebrated author Isaac Asimov (1920–1992). The book contains 100 limericks. The first limerick in the collection is:
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Hantumerútbuorren is a hamlet in Noardeast-Fryslân in the province of Friesland, the Netherlands. It had a population of around 67 as of January 2017. Before 2019, the village was part of the Dongeradeel municipality.
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