{"type":"knock-knock","setup":"Knock knock. \n Who's there? \n Hatch. \n Hatch who?","punchline":"Bless you!","id":60}
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{"slip": { "id": 24, "advice": "When the cistern is filling, the seat is probably still warm."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 102, "advice": "Tell it like it is."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the barber win the race?","punchline":"He took a short cut.","id":315}
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{"type":"programming","setup":"What's the best part about TCP jokes?","punchline":"I get to keep telling them until you get them.","id":363}
{"type":"general","setup":"What is the least spoken language in the world?","punchline":"Sign Language","id":247}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Why couldn't the kid see the pirate movie?","punchline":"Because it was rated arrr!","id":310}
{"fact":"Among many other diseases, cats can suffer from anorexia, senility, feline AIDS and acne.","length":89}