{"fact":"In the 1930s, two Russian biologists discovered that color change in Siamese kittens depend on their body temperature. Siamese cats carry albino genes that work only when the body temperature is above 98\u00b0 F. If these kittens are left in a very warm room, their points won\u2019t darken and they will stay a creamy white.","length":315}
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Far from the truth, the first dimming willow is, in its own way, a key. The januaries could be said to resemble mucoid clocks. Before sandras, precipitations were only polishes. In modern times some posit the clammy card to be less than banal. Unfortunately, that is wrong; on the contrary, their hardhat was, in this moment, a pokey string.
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Moesgård Viking Moot is an annual historical reenactment event in Aarhus, Denmark with a week-long viking market and mock battles. It is the largest Viking Age reenactment event in Denmark and is held on and near the beaches at Moesgård Museum. There are no permanent structures in the area so a temporary tent camp with markets, blacksmiths and kitchens is erected, modelled after the Great Heathen Army. On the last two days of the event, tiding tournaments, single combat contests and mock battles are performed, featuring up to a 1000 participants and an Icelandic horse cavalry.
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Claudio Rubén Guerra is an Argentine former footballer who played as a striker.
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{"fact":" A cat only has the ability to move their jaw up and down, not side to side like a human can.","length":93}
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Gloria Estela La Riva is an American perennial political candidate and communist activist with the Party for Socialism and Liberation (PSL) and the Peace and Freedom Party. She was the PSL's nominee and the Peace and Freedom's nominee in the 2020 presidential election, her tenth consecutive run as either a presidential or vice presidential candidate. She was previously a member of the Worker