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Permanent Damage is the only studio album by the GTOs. The album was released in 1969 on Straight Records.
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Paracanoeing at the 2020 Summer Paralympics in Tokyo, Japan took place at the Sea Forest Waterway, the same location where the rowing took place. This was the second appearance of paracanoe in the Paralympic Games and the debut of all three va'a events.
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Renee Garing is an Australian rules footballer with the Geelong Football Club in the AFL Women's (AFLW).
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